Alyssa here. This page is especially for our plays. We write them on our own. They are based on two girls, a smart one and a dumb one normally. We print them up and put them in our play binder so we can look at them and act them out later on. Here are all of our plays we wrote. Look at them, or act them out yourself. Most of them are pretty stupid, but they're fun to do.
THE RESTAURANT
BY: H+A
(HANNAH WALK INTO THE RESTAURANT AND EVERYBODY STARTS YELLING, "HEY LOOK EVERYBODY, IT'S DAKOTA WITESFIELD!")
ALYSSA: RIGHT THIS WAY MA'AM
HANNAH: THANK YOU AND UMM, I THINK I'M READY TO ORDER AND IT'S KIND OF LIKE WHEN I GO TO A RESTAURANT THEY TREAT ME NICE BECAUSE I'M DAKOTA WITESFIELD.
ALYSSA: OK, WELL U R GOING TO JUST SIT RIGHT HERE , OK? AND HERE'S UR MENU. CAN I START U OFF WITH SOMETHING TO DRINK?
HANNAH: YES, CAN I HAVE A CARAMEL MOCHA WITH CHOCOLATE CHIPS AND WHIPPED CREAM?
ALYSSA: IT'LL B RIGHT OUT.
(HANNAH (DAKOTA) SITS, WAITS, AND TEXTS. WAITRESS GETS FOOD AND COMES BACK, BRINGS THE SAME MOCHA BUT DAKOTA YELLS BECAUSE IT'S NOT THE SAME ONE SHE WANTED.)
HANNAH: THIS ISN'T THE ONE I WANTED!!!!
ALYSSA: YES, IT'S THE SAME, I PROMISE
HANNAH: GET ME A NEW ONE OR I'M LEAVING
ALYSSA: FINE ILL GET U A NEW ONE
(WAITRESS GOES BACK AND GETS A NEW MOCHA AND COMES BACK.)
ALYSSA: HERE U GO
HANNAH: I'LL B RIGHT BACK I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM
(HANNAH GOES TO THE BATHROOM, CHANGES, AND COMES BACK OUT IN A NEW OUTFIT. )
HANNAH: OK, I'M BACK
ALYSSA: OK, WERENT U JUST IN A PINK OUTFIT??
HANNAH: YES
ALYSSA: THEN WHYD U CHANGE??
HANNAH: BECAUSE I FELT LIKE MY OUTFIT WAS GETTING A LITTLE, LIKE, 10 MINUTES AGO.
ALYSSA: OK, UR KIND OF WEIRD
HANNAH OK, 'ILL B RIGHT BACK I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM AGAIN..
(HANNAH COMES BACK IN YET, ANOTHER OUTFIT)
HANNAH: (GRUNTS AND FLIPS HAIR)
ALYSSA: OK, IT'S TIME FOR U TO ORDER UR FOOD!!
HANNAH: FINE, I'LL THE SPECIAL RIGHT NOW PLEASE.......AND.......THANK YOU!!!
ALYSSA: OK, I'LL B RIGHT BACK.
(ALYSSA LEAVES AND BRINGS BACK SPECIAL)
HANNAH: THANK YOU!!!,......... NOT
(HANNAH EATS)
ALYSSA: HERE'S UR CHECK.
HANNAH: THANK YOU!!!
(HANNAH LEAVES)
HORRIBLE DAY
BY: H+A(HANNAH COMES IN DOOR AND THROWS KEYS)
HANNAH: UGH!! THAT WAS LIKE THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!
ALYSSA: (WALKS INTO FAMILY ROOM) WHY? YOU DONT LIKE YOUR NEW JOB?
HANNAH: WELL,,,....KINDA......WAIT, WHAT, MY JOB?
ALYSSA: YES YOUR JOB. YESTERDAY YOU TOLD ME YOU HATED YOUR BOSS. YOU SAID SHE WAS SO OLD THAT SHE COULDNT EVEN TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TONS OF STUFF. lIKE COUCHES AND CHAIRS, CONDITIONER AND SHAMPOO, PICKLES AND ICE CREAM, GARAGES AND DOORS, eLePhANTS AND POLAR BEARS!!!!!!!
HANNAH: SHES 26
ALYSSA: OH WELL WHAT ARE U MAD ABOUT?
HANNAH: ALOT OF THINGS!!
ALYSSA: YA, IM ASKING U WHAT THOSE THINGS ARE!!
HANNAH: WELL , FIRST WHEN I LEFT WORK AND GOT IN MY CAR, THIS WAS ON MY STEERING WHEEL.!!!!!! (HOLDS UP UNDERWEAR)
ALYSSA: (COVER FACE) WONDER WHOSE THOSE R.....
HANNAH: YEP, YEP YEP YEP YEP,,,,........ WONDER WHOOOSEEE!!!!!
HANNAH: SECOND THING, ON THE ROAD, I GOT PULLED OVER BECUZ SOMEBODY DUCTAPED THE SWITCH TO MY BLINKERS SO THEY KEPT FLASSHING!!!!!
ALYSSA: WONDER WHO DID THAT?
HANNAH: YEP YEP YEP.... (GET CUT OF)
ALYSSA: WE GET IT!
HANNAH: GOSH
ALYSSA: SO THATS IT? THATS WHAT UR MAD ABOUT?
HANNAH: NO WASS I DONE!!! NO I WASNT DONE!!! (ALL QUIET WITH ARMS FOLDED)
ALYSSA: WELL, ARE U GONNA TELL ME?
HANNAH: OH YA WELL THEN I GOTTA TICKET, DROVE SOME MORE, RAN IOVER A DEER, GOTTA NAIL IN MY TIRE, OH , YA, GOT STUCK IN A DITCH!!
ALYSSA: OH
HANNAH: HORRIBLE DAY !!!!! AND IT ONLY DESERVES AN OH!!!@ (MOCKING)
ALYSSA: YEP YEP YEP YEP (GET CUT OFF)
HANNAH: ENOUGH OF THAT!!!!!
In The Library
#1-
(walk in)
“Ugh,
remember that, Ugh, remember that. Ummmm......... excuse me, can you help me
find a book?”
#2-“Sure, what do you want?”
#1-
“A book, DUHHHH!”
#2-“NO, I mean what kind of book!?”
#1-
“I don’t know! Some kind of book!”
#2-“Well, what do you like reading
about?”
#1-
“Read?! I look at the pictures!”
#2-“Ok, then what kind of pictures do you
like?”
#1-
“I don’t know! Some kind of pictures!”
#2-“Ok, you’re hopeless!”
#1-
“Do you know who I am?”
#2-“No.”
#1-
“Neither do I. Can you help me find my name?”
#2-“How do you not know your own
name?!”
#1-“I
don’t know, I forgot it!”
#2-“Ok, for now on, what name do you want to be
called?”
#1-
“Bob.”
#2-“More reasonable for a
girl.”
#1-
“Bob.........Bob.......... Bobalina!”
#2-“Ok...?”
#1-
“Bobalina sounds good, but can I work here?”
#2-(Rip off “NOW
HIRING” sign)
“No, sorry, we aren’t hiring.”
#1-
“But....... but....... the sign.... (RING, RING,
RING)
“Sorry,
I have to take this.”
#2-(Go behind counter)
#1-
“Oh, hey Julia, do you think I could be a little late? Well, this total idiot at
the library is like totally stocking me and she won’t help me find a
book.”
#2-“Hey! I’ve been here helping you this whole
time!”
#1-
“No, you won’t help me find my name.”
#2-“I thought it was Bobalina and why’d you say book? UGGGGGGHHHH!”
#1-
“That’s it!”
#2-“What?”
#1-
“The name of the book!”
#2-“Uggghhhh??”
#1-
“Yes!!! Do you have it?”
#2-“Yeah, I guess, here.”
#1-
“Yipppppeeee!!!!! (Run out)
#2-“You know that doesn’t have any pictures in
it!!!”
Tough Restaurant Troubles
#1- “Hi, my name’s Alyssa and I’ll be your server today. Would
you like to try our special?”
#2-
“What is it?”
#1- “Didn’t you see it on the white
board?”
#2-
“Where was the white board?”
#1- “OUT FRONT!!”
#2-
“Oh, well what is it?”
#1- “Buy a side of corn get another side of your choice for
free.”
#2-
“Ok, I’ll have that.”
#1- “Ok, dude wait, what can I get you to
drink?
#2-
“Can I have Dr. Pepper?”
#1- “Uhh, I guess, do you want plain or
diet?”
#2-
“Plain, DUHH!!! I never thought there was a diet.”
#1- “Ok then, that’ll be right out.”
(leave)
#2-
(RING, RING, RING) (pick up phone)
“Hello?
Hey, how are you? I’m fine, how are you? Oh wait, I already asked
that.”
#1- “Here you go.” (bring out
drink)
#2-
“Yeah, I know, it’s hard there.”
#1- “What?”
#2-
“Nothing, OLD LADY!!”(into phone) “Oh!! Not you!!”
#1- “Whatever.”
#2-
“That was just my stupid waitress. Well my phones almost dead so g2g.
TOOTLES!!”
#1- (come back) “Now are you ready to
order?”
#2-
“Order what?”
#1- “YOUR FOOD!!”
#2-
“Oh, umm, no, give me a sec.”
#1- “Ugh…..”
#2-
“Gosh…… Just cranky, cranky, cranky, and impatient.” (texts on
phone)
#1- “Are you ready to order your FOOD
now?”
#2-
“Oh, I forgot to look, one sec.” (scan over menu)
“Ok,
can I have the fish fillet with corn and ummm…. For the free side…… let’s
see………..ummmm…..how about chicken nuggets.”
#1-“I don’t think that’s a
side.”
#2-
“What? Corn isn’t a side? Well its part of your special. Then I’m leaving.”
(start to get up)
#1- (Push back down) “NO!! CHICKEN NUGGETS ISN’T A
SIDE!!”
#2-
“Oh, then I’ll have mashed potatoes.”
#1- “With gravy?”
#2-
“YES!! DUHH!! WHO DOESN’T LIKE MASHED POTATOES WITH
GRAVY!!!!?????”
#1- “Ok. Gosh. That’ll be right
out.”
#2-
“Another long wait……………………………………………” (texts)
#1- (comes back after a while with food and hands it out)
“Does everything look
alright?”
#2-
“Yeah, I guess.”
#1- “Ok, can I get you anything
else?”
#2-
“NO!! DON’T YOU GET IT!!”
#1- “Get what?”
#2-
“I don’t know.”
#1- “Ok, just stop yelling.” (walk
away)
#2-
(randomly eat and drink) ((RING, RING, RING)
“AGAIN!!
I’M NOT GETTING IT!!” (continue to eat)
#1- “Ok, here’s your check.”
#2- “400
DOLLARS!!!!!”
#1- “Yeah, drinks are 30$, the corn and mashed potatoes were 15$
together, plus the gravy was an extra dollar, and then the fish was
354$.”
#2-
“Oh, ok, (give card)
#1- “Thanks.” (grabs plates)
#2-
“Bye.”
#1- “Don’t you want your card
back?”
#2-
“Nah, you can keep it.”(walk out)
#1- “I can’t believe she just fell for
that.”
Lights, Camera, Bad Action!!
#1-“Ok, so we’re going to start shooting today people, so listen
up.”
#2-
“WHAT??!!!! WHY ARE YOU GOING TO SHOOT ME??!!!!”
#1-“NO!! Shooting you guys as in
filming!”
#2-
“What? What do you mean you guys? I’m the only one
here!”
#1-“Never mind!! Ok, just get in
position!!”
#2-
(move to spot)
#1-“And…………action!!!”
#2-
“Oh I wish I could go home!!”
#1-“CUT!!”
#2-
“What?!”
#1-“1, you’re supposed to be over here,” (drag to spot) “And 2,
you need to speak with more emotion and power. Like
this.
OH, I WISH I COULD GO
HOME!!!!!”
#2-
“Yeah, fine.” (sigh)
#1-“Ok,” (walks back)
“And…..action!!”
#2-
“Oh,
I wish I could go home!!!”
#1-“CUT!”
#2-
“Now what??!!”
#1-“You were off center
again.”
#2-
(steps to side) “UGH!!”
#1-“Perfect! And……action!!”
#2-
“OH, I WISH I COULD GO HOME!!”
#1- (thumbs
up)
#2-“AND
I NEED TO GO PEE!!!”
#1-“THOSE AREN’T YOUR LINES!!”
#2-
“I KNOW BUT I REALLY HAVE TO GO!!” (run out)
#1-“Why’d we pick her?”
The Weird Birthday Lady
#1-
(Grabs cart, puts girl in and walks)
#2-“Can I help you find
anything?”
#1-
“Well, it’s my daughter’s birthday today, but I can’t find anything she wants at
any store!”
#2-“What would she like? We might carry
it.”
#1-
“She wants some special doll that has curly, blond, and shiny
hair.”
#2-“Oh, follow me.” (grabs
doll)
#1-
“Oh yes!!! That’s it!!”
#2-“Ok, anything else you
need?”
#1-
“I want to get her a Blues Clues blanket.”
#2-“Sorry, but we don’t carry that
anymore.”
#1-
“Why?”
#2-“We just don’t!! I’m
sorry!”
#1-
“Oh, then were leaving.”
#2-“Oh, ok, that’s fine………HEY!! WAIT!! YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THE
DOLL!!!!”
#1-
“NOPE!”
Room Service!
#1-“Ok, this is where you’ll be
staying.”
#2-“Ok…….”
(nasty) “Umm….you can go now.”
#1-(Walk out door) “Gosh.”
#2-
(shut door and roll eyes, sigh)
#2
“ROOM SERVICE!!” (pick up phone)
#2-
“I’ll have 4 pillows, an ice water, and a plate of nachos? And it better be
quick.”
#1-(knock on door) “ROOM
SERVICE!!”
#2-
(opens door) “Gosh…..that took wayyyyy to long.”
#1-“Whatever. Ok, so 4 pillows, ice water, and a plate of
nachos.”
#2-
“Yeah, DUHHH.”
(waits
a minute) (nasty) “You can go now.”
#1-(leaves)
#2-
“Thank God!!”
#1-“I heard that!”
#2-
“Ughhhh!!”
(phone
rings) “Hello? No, wrong number!!” (hang up) “PRANK
CALLERS!!”
#1-(opens door) “OK!! YOUR STAY IS
OVER!!”
#2-
“WHAT?!! I PAID FOR 3 DAYS!!”
#1-“Nope, you paid for three minutes! YAY!!” (run out
door)
Theater Crazies
#1-
(sit down)
#2-“Ughh!! Can you move your
head?!”
#1-
(move) “Sorry!!”
#2-“Thanks.”
#1-
(reach back and eat popcorn)
#2-“Hey!!”
#1-
“What?!”
#2-“That’s mine!”
#1-
“Oh.” (reach back and grab drink)
#2-“Hey! That’s mine too!”
#1-
“Wait, what’s not
yours?”
#2-“Move your head again!!”
#1-
“Gosh!!” (get up and leave)
Newscast
#1-
“Ughh!! That was such a traffic jam!! Oh, hello! This is Hannah Casto and my
partner Alyssa Rockwell. How are you today Alyssa?”
#2-“I’m great, how are you?”
#1-
“Pretty good. Now, is there anything interesting you’d like to say to start us
off?”
#2-“Well, I guess it’s pretty amazing haw matter can
change.”
#1-
(in whisper) “I told you not to get into your technical
terms!!”
#2-“Whatever.”
#1-
“Sorry about that, and now, let’s check out the
weather.”
#2-“Today is going to be around 72 degrees and tonight around 54
degrees with a little bit of showers.”
#1-
“Thank you, Alyssa.” (RING, RING, RING) “Hello? Oh, no, I’m not busy at all. Oh,
really? I totally understand. Are you kidding me? That’s not good. Oh yeah, I
know right. Ok, well see ya, love ya, tootles.”
#2-“Seriously, are you kidding
me?!!!”
#1-
“What?” (walk away)
#2-“Ok this is Alyssa and my partner Hannah. Where’d you
go!!!!!”
H
+ A Game Show
#1-(walk out) “Hello!!! This is Alyssa Rockwell and I’m the host
of H + A Game Show!!” (cheering in background)
“And now, let’s meet our contestant, Hannah
Casto!!”
#2-
“What?”
#1-“Hannah Casto!”
#2-
“What? I’m back here!”
#1-“Then come out here!”
#2-
“But where’s the door?”
#1-“The big curtain!”
#2-
“But all I see is a big cloth!”
#1-“THAT IS THE CURTAIN!!”
#2-
“Then why isn’t it called a hanging door?”
#1-“IT JUST ISN’T! UGHH!! I’LL BE RIGHT BACK!!” (Go behind and
grab Hannah)
#2-
“Why are you pulling me? OWW!!!”
#1-“You know were live!”
#2-
“Yes! I know were alive!”
#1-“NO!! WE’RE ON TV RIGHT
NOW!!”
#2-
“Oh! In that case I have something to say.
HI
MOMMY, HI DADDY, HI FIRST GRADE TEACHER THAT DIDN’T LIKE ME, HI BIMBO…..HI,
that’s all I have to say.”
#1-“Ok……. Let’s get back to the
game.”
#2-
“Wait, this is a game!!”
#1-“Yes! Now, first question!”
#2-
“Oh, I’m not so good at those!”
#1- “Ok, anyway, what’s 2 + 2?”
#2-
“Well, I know 1 + 1 = 11, so 2 + 2 =………… 22!!!”
#1-“No!! Its 4!!”
#2-
“Oh.”
#1-
“Because of that little incident we had behind the curtain, and this girl’s
empty head, we have to go, and unfortunately, Hannah LOST!!!”
#2-
(wave)
#1-“Oh stop that!”
Summer Pictures
#1-“Hello, how may I help
you?”
#2-
“We’d like our summer pictures taken.”
#1-“Ok, how would you like them?”
#2-
“Well, Morrigan, my daughter, can lie down and I can stand. My husband can’t be
here today so it’s just her and me.”
#1-“Ok, well since she’s so little, she can just sit up. How old
is she?”
#2-
“Well, she’s 1, so I guess she can just sit up like you
said.”
#1-“Ok, she can go right here.” (pick up and move doll) “And
then you can stand.”
#2-
“Ok, and what forms do you have to buy?”
#1-“Well, you can get the whole pack with 4x4’s, 3x3’s, and
2x2’s, for just $20.00.”
#2-
“I guess I’ll have that.”
#1-“Ok, would you like any objects or
props?”
#2-
“No, that’s ok.”
#1-“Ok. So what background would you like?” (show
paper)
#2-
“I’ll have #6.” (wait) “Are you going to put it up?”
#1-“Oh, no, it’s automatic, when the pictures print, it’ll have
it.”
#2-
“Oh, ok.”
#1-“Let’s pose again!!” (mess around) “Alright
perfect!”
#2-
(smile)
#1-“SAY PICKLES, OR CHEESE!!”
#2-
“I’m not a little kid!”
#1-“Sorry!” (click, click, click, click, click, take tons of
pictures)
#1-“Ok, would you like to see them
first?”
#2-
“Sure.” (walk over) “Oh! I love them!” (pick up doll) “Do I need to fill out a
form?”
#1-“Oh! Yes! I almost forgot!” (hand
form)
#2-
(sit down and fill out form)
#1-“Thank you!” (take)
#2-
“No, thank you!” (leaves)
#1-“Ughh! A long day!! No more Miss Nice
Girl!”
Music Lessons
#1-
“Ok class, this is as you know it, Music Lessons. First, let’s start off with
attendance.”
#2-“I’m the only one here!”
#1-
“Ok, Alyssa?”
#2-“HERE!!”
#1-
“Ok, recorders out!!”
#2-“Don’t you mean recorder?”
#1-
“Yeah, whatever. Warm up! Alyssa, will you lead
everybody?”
#2-“Again, I’m the only one here, but yes.” (really bad warm
up)
#1-
“Ok, that’s enough of that! Let’s try Old MacDonald!”
#2-(starts Old MacDonald, after those 4 notes, play wrong
one)
“WHOOPS!!”
#1-“It’s
ok, let’s just try again!”
#2-(play really squeaky and
loud)
#1-
“Ok, let’s move to singing!”
#2-(fall on floor) “AGHHHHHGGGHGHHGGHHGG!!”
#1-
“What’s wrong?”
#2-“I don’t want to sing!!”
#1-
“Ok, class DISMISSED!!”
#2-(PERFECTLY FINE)
“THANK YOU!”
Nail Boutique
#1-
“Hi, how may I help you?”
#2-“I need a manicure.”
#1-
“Ok, pick a color from our selections.”
#2-(pick color) “This one!”
#1-
“Ok, go ahead and sit down and pick a design for it.”
#2-“I’ll have this design.” (point to
design)
#1-
‘First let’s remove this first color.” (remove)
(get
pain and brush nails)
#1-
“All finished, they just need to dry for the
details.”
#2-“Ok.” (reads magazine)
#1-
“Now let’s do details and designs.” (do details)
#1-
“ALL DONE!!”
#2-“Thank you!” (look at nails and blow, get up and go to
register)
#1-
“That’ll be $13.95.”
#2-(hand card)
#1-
(swipes card and gives back) “Have a nice day!”
#2-“You too!” (walk out)
Hair Salon
#1-
(walk in)
#2-“Hi, name please?”
#1-
“Hannah.”
#2-(mutter “Hannah” and write down name) “I can actually take
you right over here.” (walk to spot) “Were not very busy
today.”
#1-
“Yes, I see that.” (follow to chair and sit down)
#2-“So, what would you like
done?”
#1-
“Well, I was kind of thinking that I should get a little trimming off of the
edges and some coloring.”
#2-“Ok, that’s fine. I’ll just trim the edges. So, about this
much off?” (put hands in hair and show)
#1-
“Yeah, that’s fine.”
#2-(starts FAKE trimming with
scissors)
“Now the cutting’s all done.”
(get foil and wrap in hair and brush the hair with water to FAKE
color it)
#2-“You can go ahead and wash this out in the special chair in
the bathroom.”
#1-
“Sure.” (walk out and come back)
#2-“I’ll just blow
dry it real quick.”
#1-
(sit down)
#2-(blow dry and comb hair) “ALL
DONE!!”
(walk to register) “That’ll be
$40.00.”
#1-
“Oh, I was hoping for a little lower, but here.” (hand
card)
#2-“Sorry.” (swipe card and had
back)
#1-
“Whatever!!” (grab card and walk out)
Game Stop
#1-“Hi, welcome to Game Stop. Are you looking for anything in
particular?”
#2-
“Yes, where are the avocadoes?”
#1-“We don’t have those. Like I said, welcome to GAME
stop.”
#2-
“How about pickles?”
#1-“NO!!”
#2-
“Why?”
#1-“We only sell electronics and accessories for
them!!”
#2-
“I thought you sold games!”
#1-“Games are accessories!!”
#2-
“Well, so are avocadoes and pickles! I use them as TV
remotes!!”
#1-“You’re WEIRD!!”
#2-
“Fine then, I’ll just leave.”
#1-“Well, first, is there anything that you need that’s
here??”
#2-
“Yes!! A GAME!!”
#1-“Which one?”
#2-
“A D.S game.”
#1-“Yeah, which one?”
#2-
“I don’t know!! Some kind of game for my daughter!”
#1-(go behind counter) “Here, take this one.” (hand
game)
#2-
“OK!! BYE!!”
#1-“YOU HAVE TO PAY!!”
#2-
“WHOOPS!! OH WELL!!”
Bad Blog
#1-
“Hi welcome to another H + A commercial!!!”
#2- “H + A!!!!!!”
#1-
“Ok, let’s go check our blog on the computer.”
#2- “Your bra?”
#1-
“Noooo!!!!! Blog!!!!”
#2- “OOOOOHHH!!!!”
#1-
“Wait this says I have one from the president!!!”
#2- “Hey, let me see!!!!”
#1-
“What?!!!!!!!”
#2- “It says our commercials are
stupid!!”
#1-
“I knew there was always something wrong with the
government!!!!!”
#2- “Ooohhh we got to go, she’s getting really
mad!!”
Totally Random Commercial
#1-
“Yes, we’re back. And yes, we are doing another
commercial.”
#2- “H+A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
#1-
“Yeah, H+A commercial do not suck like all other
commercials.”
#2- “H+A cheese is very yummy and I do not care if I talk wrong
but I am in fifth grade but very immature and we’re just little girls. SO IT
DON’T MATTER!!!!!!!!!!”
#1-“Yes,
look at this bracelet.”
#2-“Awwwww that is sooooo beautiful. How much do you want to
sell it for, fifty bucks?”
#1-“NOOOOO!!!!!!!
It’s not for sale. Beat it bub. It’s my bracelet and I’m never going to sell it.
Is that clear with everybody in line to see it??????”
#2- “Ummmm there’s nobody in line to see it and who would even
want to buy it unless their deaf?”
#1-
“Ummm, deaf means they can’t hear.”
#2-“Unless their blind.”
#1-“That’s
better.”
#2-“Yeah, anyway before we start fighting on here, we have to
go.”
#1-
“Yeah, this is going to get ugly.”
H
+ A Cheese
#1- (eat cheese then put it behind
chair)
#2- (walk in) “Hello, and welcome back
to another commercial of H+A products.”
#1-(interrupting) “H+A!!!!!”
#2-
“Yes, H+A, but since were in fifth grade, but very immature, we can scream
because we are little and it is not so important that we say stuff right because
were little girls that don’t know anything.”
#1- “Yeah!!!!!!! H+A rules!!!!!! Guess what
Hannah?”
#2-
“What?”
#1- “Well, you know that one H+A commercial we did about our
cheese?”
#2-
“Yes……. Wait, what did you do to it?!?!?!?!”
#1- “I ate it!!!! All because I didn’t want to share it with
you!!!!!!!!!!!!”
#2-
“You’re really mean and do you know what?????”
#1- “What your butt talked to you last
night???”
#2-
“No……We have to go.”
The Restaurant
#1- (walk in)
#2- (behind camera) “Hey, look everybody! It’s
Dakota Witesfield!!”
#2- (grab menu) “Right this way
ma’am.”
#1- “Thank you, and um, I think im ready to order and it’s kind of like
when I go to a restaurant everybody treats me nice because I’m Dakota
Witesfield.”
#2- “Ok. Well, you’re going to sit right here,
ok? And here is your menu.” (hand menu) “Can I start you off with something to
drink?”
#1- “Yes, I’ll have a caramel mocha with chocolate chips and whipped
cream.”
#2- “It’ll be right
out.”
#1- (sit and text)
#2- “Here you
go.”
#1- (sip) “This isn’t the mocha I
wanted!!”
#2- “Yes is it. I
promise.”
#1- “You get me a new one or I’m
leaving.”
#2- “Fine, I’ll get you a new
one.”
#1- (waits)
#2- (go back and pretend to get a new one)
“Here.”
#1- “I’ll be right back. I have to go to the bathroom.”
(go to bathroom, change, and come back in a new
outfit.”
#1- “Ok, I’m back.”
#2- “Umm, weren’t you just in a pink
outfit?”
#1- “Yes.”
#2- “Well, then why’d you
change?”
#1- “Because I felt like my outfit was getting a little, like, 10
minutes ago.”
#2- “Ok, you’re kind of
weird.”
#1- “Ok, I’ll be right back. I have to go to the bathroom,
again.”
#1- (comes back with a new outfit)
(grunt and flip hair)
#2- “Ok! It’s time to order your
food!”
#1- “Fine, I’ll have your special, right now please…………and thank
you!!”
#2- “Ok, I’ll be right back.” (bring back
food)
#1- “Thank you!!......Not.”(eat)
#2- “Here’s your
check!”
#1- “Ok.” (put card in)
#2- (take back) (give card
back)
#1- “Bye!!” (leaves)
You’re Supposed To Be Quiet In The Library!!
#1-
(choking up) “Um…. Hi!! Hello? Anybody home??”
#2-“Yeah!! Yes!! Now be quiet, would
ya?”
#1-
“Umm, yeah, hi, I need a book called…. Well, I forget what it’s called
but….”
#2-(interrupting) “So what’s it like? Is
it…….”
#1-
“Shush!! Ok, now what is it called…….to Bridge to Teribithia…..
wait…..uhhh…….Teribithia to Bridge…..No! No! No!...That doesn’t sound
right!!”
#2-“Um…Bridge to Teribithia?”
#1-
“Yeah! Thanks, now where do I find it?”
#2-“Oh, right down this isle
and……”
(ring,
ring, your best friend’s calling! Hurry, hurry,
pickup!)
#1-
“Oops!! Sorry, I really need to get this call!”
(on
phone)
“Hi!
How are you doing? I’m fine! Thanks for asking. So why did you
call?”
#2-“Ma’am, I thought I was going to help you find this
book?”
#1-
“No! I’m busy!! It’s just this random library lady that’s trying to help me find
this book called Tidge to Beribithia. Anyway, I’m totally available! Oh, that is
a day you have to work! Oh, no I’m not upset, I’m just a little bummed for no
real reason! Ok, that’s perfect for me! Love ya! Mwa! Mwa!
Bye!”
#2-“Now can I help you find this book! My shift’s about to
end!”
#1-
“Actually, I don’t need the book! Bye!”
At The Diner
#1-“Hello, I’ll be your server today. Can I start you off with a
drink?”
#2-
“Yes, can I have diet water?”
#1-“Umm….ok??.......... That’ll be right out.” (go back and get
drinks)
#2-
“Thank you.”
#1-“Are you ready to order?”
#2-
“Yes, but first, do the crab cakes have crab in
them?”
#1-“Ummm…. I’m pretty sure.”
#2-
“Ok, then I’ll have one of those.”
#1-“Anything else?”
#2-
“Ummmm…. Let’s see………can I have a crème brulee?”
#1-“Sorry, we don’t have
that.”
#2-
“Oh, then how about a cheeseburger?”
#1-“We don’t have that
either.”
#2-
“Why?”
#1-“Because if you haven’t noticed, this is a SEAFOOD
RESTAURANT!!”
#2-
“Oh, then I’ll have shrimp.”
#1-“Were all out….”
#2-
“WHAT DON’T YOU HAVE!!”
#1-“Sorry……how about you get our fish
sticks?”
#2-
“I’m allergic….”
#1-“Well you’re not going to find many things here without
fish!”
#2-
“Then can I have the fish fillet?”
#1-“That has fish!”
#2-
“Then keep it out.”
#1-“Umm… ok… that’s nearly impossible….but what two
sides?”
#2-
“Corn and green beans.”
#1-“So, one fish fillet without the fish, corn and green
beans?”
#2-
“Yep.”
#1-“Ok, and I’ll get you a
refill.”
#2-
“Ok.”
#1-(go back and come out with food and refilled
drink)
“Can I get you anything else?”
#2-
“Just the bill.”
#1-(gets bill)
#2- “2,000
DOLLARS!!!???”
#1-“No! 20 DOLLARS!!”
#2-
“Oh, I don’t have any money.”
#1-“What! Then why’d you come
here?”
#2-
“I wanted some food!!”
#1-“But you still have to pay for
it!!”
#2-
“But what if I don’t want to!!??”
#1-“Then this!!” (squirt
water)
#2-
“AGHHHHHHH!!” (run out)
#1-“See ya!” (look down and grab wallet) “Whatever!”
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